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False Flag Operation: Part VI, The Iranian Frame-up
The latest
blockbuster in the epic “False Flag” series is this gem from Armageddon
Productions Inc.
It is a sequel to the famous earth-shattering classics
“Lusitania,” “Pearl Harbour,” “Gulf of Tonkien,” “Twin Towers” and “Weapons of Mass
Destruction,” and the prequel to the final chapter is this exciting, yet
inordinately depressing, series: “False Flag VII “The End of Days.”
The Iranian Frame-up is expected to be unleashed upon the
world at some time this year and break all box-office death records. Its producers are as yet not giving away the
exact date but thanks to leaked press reports in the Daily Scare and Washington
Fibber, a small minority of some twelve hundred million citizens and other
troublemaking elements are already queuing expectantly at fallout shelters
across the world.
Featuring a cast of billions, it stars
the bearded Iran as a country persecuted for refusing to build nuclear weapons
whilst sitting on an oil pipeline. The story begins with our hapless hero being
framed by “The Banksters” - a sinister global crime syndicate - for signing his
own death warrant by committing a crime he did not commit and thus accidentally
giving a giant known as MilitaryIndustrialComplex an excuse to invade.
In the False Flag - named after the Bankster
tradition of persuading other people to kill its enemies - the evil villains
sink a battleship/assassinate one of their pals/blow up part of Israel/bomb an
American City/take up Satanism and human sacrifice and then tell everybody Iran
did it.
This causes people all over the world to believe everything they are
told by people they know can’t be trusted, ignore all evidence to the contrary,
then decide to kill lots of people who had done nothing wrong and finally start
a war with China.
An exciting
story unfolds with fast-paced action in which bus queues all over the Middle
East and Shropshire are attacked by drones, the entire population of America is
locked up for going on Facebook and asking for their Constitution back, babies
wrestle with tanks, lots of people explode, thousands of people go mad and
sacrifice their sons to the cause of punishing Muslims for believing in
something other than money, hamburgers and drugs.
There is
also a thrilling sub plot in which a remorseless mob hit man, known only as “Mr
President,” makes thousands of people disappear and/or die whilst demolishing
the global economy.
In another gripping scene a large
section of the Middle East is also demolished to make way for a
state-of-the-art demolition site.
Critics are
saying that the “False Flag” plot has been done to death and audiences all over
the world aren't dim enough to buy it a sixth time. But fans of the time-honoured plot point out
that many people have shorter memories than goldfish and will be unable to
recognise that the plots of the last five instalments are almost identical.
The feature
boasts many stunning special effects such as soldiers made to look and act like
killer androids, lots of explosions that only kill guilty people over the age
of 18, politicians made to look like they feel remorse and various parliaments that
look convincingly like real democracies.
It also
features some very fine acting on part of some of the minor players: Britannia
does a convincing job of appearing to not act on orders from Washington, actors
from the Bilderberger and Illuminati Schools convince everybody their
characters are sane and do not worship Lucifer, while the CEOs of several
multinational corporations manage to convince a global audience that the destruction
of Earth is an economic necessity.
For those of
you fed up with the whole thing and thinking of giving this one a mass, we are
pleased to tell you that attendance is compulsory.
